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  Corned Beef

  by mrsjones5 in

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  last year i purchased a corned beef package from trader joes.

  i love corned beef but my husband didn't so i rarely cooked it for the family.

  but trader joes was passing out samples last year, i couldn't resist and hubby decided he liked it but i'm only to buy the corned beef from trader joes.

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  keyser soze

  Mustard is good on everything.

  That's debatable. It's quite possibly the worst substance ever invented, based solely on smell alone.
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  Corned Beef

  by mrsjones5 in

  1. jw
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  last year i purchased a corned beef package from trader joes.

  i love corned beef but my husband didn't so i rarely cooked it for the family.

  but trader joes was passing out samples last year, i couldn't resist and hubby decided he liked it but i'm only to buy the corned beef from trader joes.

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  keyser soze

  Keyser, I concede the swiss cheese, but not the Thousand Island dressing.

  I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.

  No, but putting mustard on anything might.
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  Corned Beef

  by mrsjones5 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last year i purchased a corned beef package from trader joes.

  i love corned beef but my husband didn't so i rarely cooked it for the family.

  but trader joes was passing out samples last year, i couldn't resist and hubby decided he liked it but i'm only to buy the corned beef from trader joes.

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  keyser soze

  I love a good Reuben sandwich: corned beef, sauerkraut and mustard on a nice rye bread......

  Substitute thousand island dressing for mustard(ugh), and add swiss cheese, and there's nothing better on earth.
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  At the Assembly... Did you catch that talk about encouraging young ones to pursue a career in the ministry? ...and what about that 'murmuring'

  by garyneal in

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  yes, i heard that talk where apparently (in my wife's circuit that is) there are 5 times as many pioneers over 50 or 60 than there are amongst the younger people.

  there was also 3 or 4 times as many elders and ms's amongst the elderly than there are amongst young people.

  the message, parents, friends, encourage your young ones to pursue an education and a career in the ministry.

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  keyser soze

  It sounds like a talk that's been given a thousand times before.
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  It CAN'T go on much longer

  by jean-luc picard in

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  so thats what my mum told me today.

  i've learned to hold my tongue but i was thinking,.

  "why can't it?

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  keyser soze

  What else do JWs have to grasp onto, especially older ones? My father is the same way. He's in his late 70's, and still expecting to see Armageddon in his lifetime. Holding on to this line of thinking is easier than admitting they've wasted their entire lives.
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  are jw the most dispised religion by the public?

  by mP in

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  i remember going to a new school, and before i said anything there were a few kids poking fun at jehovah.

  jehovah this and that .

  at no stage did i ever hear anyone mention any other god or religion in conversation or playground banter.

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  keyser soze

  I'm sure they like to think that they are. But it's not even close to the Muslims. I would venture to guess there are more people that hate Catholics and Jews, as well. Certainly the anti-Catholic rhetoric in their own publications is as powerful as anything JWs may experience.
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  Some Witnesses Seem To Relish Bad News

  by EmptyInside in

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  it may be just my imagination,but sometimes i think witnesses get overly excited when a natural disaster or some violent event happens.

  i guess they feel it proves their point on how awful things are.. my mother seems to be this way.

  she seemed elated to tell me about a couple shootings that took place in our city today.

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  keyser soze

  Absolutely. They've slaved their lives away for one purpose, and so far it's been unfulfilled. So they cling to any disaster that comes along in the hopes that it's finally the prelude to Armageddon they've been waiting for. It's all they have.
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  Best TV show lines!

  by serenitynow! in

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  From Cheers (Norm):

  "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear"

  From WKRP in Cincinnati (Mr. Carlson):

  "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
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  Best TV show lines!

  by serenitynow! in

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  keyser soze

  Elaine, on Seinfeld:

  "It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?"
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  I can't remember the 'Most Important Date of My Life!' Can you?

  by Diest in

  1. jw
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  i honestly cant remember the exact date when i was baptized.

  it does not bother me one bit.

  i didnt have it stamped in that shitty reasoning book/babel that i got at the time, so i guess the only place i could find it would be my cards, which are far away..

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  keyser soze

  Sadly, I do. Not the exact date, but it was the District Convention of '91.